He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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