also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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