I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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