Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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