it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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