Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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