I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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