Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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