i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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