we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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