Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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