idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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