bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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