Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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