At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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