He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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