Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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