school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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