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say what?
wanna hang out?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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