hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
3 2 1 whiskey
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Randomize
