so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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