Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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