I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
