how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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