Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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