I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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