Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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