sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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