well you can't waste a boner
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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