I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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