How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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