So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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