brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Randomize
