I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
they need to just BURY HIM!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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