Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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