I think im going to throw up on grandma
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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