I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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