Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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