Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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