I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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