Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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