yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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