One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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