I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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