I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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