He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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