I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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