What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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