So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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