careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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