When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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