I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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