Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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