i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just pee around me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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