My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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